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Tom, Store Manager
His job is to "make it so" and ensures the slick and well oiled nature of the store continues, with no chafing. He is a hi-fi geek and has been known to bang on for hours about vintage Norwegian hi-fi. He Likes ROCK particularly on vinyl and of a 70's nature. Some say that his ears are so finely tuned he winces whenever he hears speakers running on door bell wire as far away as France. Others say that once he put a 50" Plasma screen into a Nissan Micra. All we know is that he’s called Tom, and lives somewhere near Biggleswade.
 Elliot, Deputy Manager
You'll spot Elliot before the rest of us, as he stands head and shoulders above us, and also has day-glo blonde hair. This is a result of being struck by lightning too many time while playing golf. When he is not electrically charged on the course he is typically found in the 19th hole, or any establishment selling alcoholic beverages, and containing women young or old.
 Khris, Sales Consultant
Khris is a much loved member of the team. This is mainly due to his beard. It is incredibly soft because of his over zealous use of conditioner (edit – I don’t use conditioner, just shampoo). He has an unusual obsession with badgers and tends to shout this across the shop. He uses his spare time playing Guitar in his band AR, listening to Heavy Metal music, and shooting his friends on the local Paintball field without mercy, need I say more?
Aliki, Sales Advisor
Mild mannered Aliki can be found most nights frolicking in the wilderness chasing cats and setting fire to sponges. When he is not doing this however you’ll most likely find him recording and producing music or films and making noises for radio. As Aliki would say, “you can’t get quicker than a quick fit fitter that’s flame grilled to perfection” And I think we can all agree on that.
Henry, Junior Sales Advisor
The newest member of the team, Henry enjoys making “shockingly pretentious films” and taking photos of them. He does these in-between frequent trips to charity shops to spend all his hard earned cash. Henry’s ultimate dream in life is to run naked through the streets of Northampton singing “do ah diddy” accompanied by a one man band and a monkey. I for one hope he achieves it.
 Dave, Stockroom Controller
Dave or 'Running Fantastico' as he is sometimes known is the master of all things involving moving, stacking and occasionally getting boxes. He can climb and swing about the stockroom with ease, despite his fear of heights and can be often found throwing vegetables about in his underwear, though that's only on weekends and, of course, out of work hours! Fueled on One Stop cheese and ham bakes, Dave is a GOD! Bow down to him or feel his wrath.
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